Sunday, February 15, 2009

Why I Hate My Life

Here I stand on a crossroads. What crossroads have to do with my comp getting busted I have no idea. Like seriously, if i had my own news station, i would make one of those fancy titles and theme music "Week 3 of 3D6E's on the edge computer crisis". and yet i still post more than poopy.. 

anyways i feel sad for my computer as I learn that it will soon pass away into the great land where chips are free. bastards. my pure sentimental value on my computer is extreme. I simply cannot imagine a time when I thus cannot live without the gentle hum of it's cpu or the soft whirring of its processor fan. Ah, computer porn.

But i am deeply hurt by the prospects of it retiring to some junkyard some place. Deeply hurt by the idea that I would no longer be able to move my hands and get shocked by it's electrical current (though i was deeply hurt either way). Deeply hurt that the CPU that I sought after is going to be gone.

Well farewell to this world of retiring computers. 

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