Why I Hate My Life

Lol, as it seems, I felt my last post was a tad bit long and full of bs, so I decided to go back to ranting about nonsensical things.

MOB WARS :D :D :D
oops, i mean T_T wtf, lol sighs

mob wars in the recent times has been the cause for much dread and suffering on the internet. it is adequately addictive, gives me the chance to earn money like I've never seen, and gives me the chance to buy loads upon loads of pictures of weapons as i like : )

but seriously, i fucking hate it when i get attacked. being the U|T|2/\ |\|3\/\/B (Ultra Newb) I am at games like this, I've won 2 battles out of 50. At this point. Sighs I could be losing battles right now. Let me check:
AH CURSE YOU SASH419! Whoever you are. GODDAMMIT.

And here I was thinking i could make my fb profile look all perfect, and yet when you look at mah mob wars profile, there i am with that many losses. its so insane it makes me want to wrench my guts out and serve it on a silver platter.

speaking of excruciating pain, another pain that i had recently been made to suffer is bride wars.

this movie, sucked my balls. in fact, I knew it sucked balls before I even watched it, but poppy my fabulous blog-mate insisted we watched. I guess i should have told him the list of things i would rather go through than to watch bride wars:

1)stabbing my arm with razor sharp needles

2)stabbing my legs with razor sharp needles

3)stabbing my eyes with razor sharp needles

4)stabbing my dick with razor sharp needles

5)committing adultery
(Well actually, scratch that. I like adultery lols)

5b)committing adultery with a gay man

6)attempt to convince parents that i am gay to get kicked out of the house

the list has about 100 items on it, it's available at http://listofthings3d6ewoulddothanwatchbridewars-oneofthemiscreateablogjustforthelist.blogspot.com

by the time i was out of the cinema, i felt like i had just been through the battle of somme with only a ballpoint pen. i guess that night, if there was anything cornier and cheesier than two out of place female actors on, you couldve marched me right there cause i was pretty much dead.

heres to bride wars:

(courtesy of paint)
i'm sure poppy would have a good response : )
although damnn... i need art class