Thursday, February 19, 2009

Routine of the Day



Again, being the bigger man (both literally, physically and metaphorically : D) and staying out of it lols. But just so Poppy knows... he started the freaking debates.. -_- as of now im officially out of inspiration Anyways, a new segment to the blog- Today I will share my routine for the day to you, just because I can, and just because you can read it and I will also think that its quite funny lol. Careful, random pictures ahoy.

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Start of my day:

1AM Doing ENG4U Notes. Wondering how sleep would feel on my body.
1.30 AM Finishing up ENG4U Notes. Still wondering if sleep r
eally would be that good.

1.34AM Ended up falling asleep from all that wondering.


The Early Morning

6:04AM Woke up, realized I now would have a new wonder- What it would be like to fail my English quiz thanks to unfinished notes.

6:04AM Fell asleep.

6:30AM A cup of water thrown by my mom refreshed me to the point of waking up. Decided to take bath and hustle into the car.

7:30AM Came to College, lit a cig

7:31AM Thought I lit a cig, turns out I was trying to smoke the wrong end. Had to replace cig.

7:34AM Saw my usual stoner friends, and one who was trying to park an aston martin DB9 outside college. For real, aston martin.

7:38AM Talked with them, but ended up stoned outside college wondering what I was going to do.

7:39AM Stoned.

7:40AM Stoned.

7:41AM Stoned.

7:42AM Stoned.

7:43AM Stone...yeah you get the point.

7:44AM Got up to stone in the cafeteria. Talked about nipple twisting and nipple sensitivity.

8:05AM Wondered where time went to, went to class.

9:15AM Realized where all time went to. Got out and gave answers for vocab quiz which I level 3-ed. (C-ed)

9:20AM Decided to fuck around instead of going to class. Laughed with Jaws a while. Laughed

9:23AM Decided to run up to class.

9:24AM Realized that the door was locked.

9:24AM Attempted to pick at the door's lock, but had no paper clips.

9:25AM Realized that even if I had professional lockpicks, I had no idea how to pick a lock.

9:26AM Deluded myself that I could. Ah, daydreaming.

9:27AM Realized that I was fucking stoning at a locked door which I could not pick for 3 minutes.

9:28AM Laughed at myself.

9:30AM Went back to the cafeteria to stone.

9:30-10:30AM Memory Lapse, something to do with stoning, laughing and smoking

The 2nd Morning

10:30AM Went to class.

11:45AM Came out of class.

11:50AM Went down to the cafeteria to learn that everyone had eaten and that I would get the distinct and succinct pleasure of having everyone see me eat. Yum.

11:55AM Discussed about where to go to eat, AC was chosen.

12:15PM FINALLY fcking went to AC. God

we procrastinate going to eat so much.

12:26PM Managed to grab some grub in my tum. But went to go get credit with lxj to prank poser.

1:00PM Went back to class, but was thir

sty.

1:00PM Borrowed Beatrice's bottle.

1:06PM No longer thirsty but late to class, everyone decided to hang out at the water fountain for some reason. Upon returning, we were told class started 6 mins ago.

1:07PM The last late person was told class started 7 mins ago. Mr G receives light chuckles.

1:08PM No round table today, so Mr G does not get to talk about his weekend. The class sighs in relief while Mr G looks notably more emo and angry.

2:15PM Relax

2:17PM Stoned.


The 3rd Morning

2:17PM Realized I had stoned once again and rush to Data.

2:25

PM Got caught up talking, and finally reached Data class where I was made to sign the late sheet. Son of a bitch.

2:30PM Stoned.

2:31PM Thought 30 mins passed, but 30 seconds had passed instead. Realized where all the time had went and why time has numerical values and math is the study of numerical values.

2:32PM Chuckle at the future joke I just made.


My Afternoon

3:30PM Stoned after class, after playing with a calculator and writing a story about 3 blind mices who stole cheese and got away with it.

3:35PM After managing to scrape together enough money, got some chips and managed to go to the 'movie' at LT5 so that I don't miss 2 periods.

3:40PM After complaining about how Taylors needs fcking rain covers, I realized I would have a boring and rather uncomfortable time in LT5. Chair squeakings do not help.

3:41PM Chuckle to myself as I annoyed ppl with chair squeakings.

4:34PM Realized the movie was one really really boring one, yet significant.

4:35PM Intermission made me rush out to grab a smoke and some water. At peace.

4:40PM Went back to the movie.


My Night

6PM Movie ended, and I stoned around College for a while before going outside and eventually going home.

7PM Reached home, slept.

11PM Realized I had work to do.

12PM Got tired of making my own routine.


The end.



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