Facebook... ah society's virtue... place of many laughs (at least to me)
Okay, just as a start of a rant..
Poop, is it just me or does your rant stink more than goat cheese melting away in the desert sun? Oh wait, it's just me. But hey, you get B- for effort. : P
Anyways, this is completely random fb moments. Basically, how me and poopy fight comment-style. Basically, the first situation the premise was that I had drawn a bad map to my house which can be seen at roadmaptomyhouse.blogspot.com (Three roundabouts, not two). Anyways, we had an argument and this was how it retardedly went-
|_ | at 10:08pm February 2
lol daniel was too interested man
-ppy Poppy- at 10:10pm February 2
LOL aryan is high again, i know the remedy for this. Aryan, go draw a map =p
Jaws at 10:11pm February 2
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA...yea learn from da article i sent u, now thts DETAIL. XP
|_ | at 10:15pm February 2
what the fuck man
go take a skewer,
impale your penis and insert your finger into ur vagina
you transexual whore
you too jaws lol
-ppy Poppy- at 10:21pm February 2
lol for a moment there, i thought you were describing yourself lol
Jaws at 10:24pm February 2
ahahahahah nice one... XD
|_ | at 10:41pm February 2
lol for a moment only? that means you do concede that its you larh
wtf man haha are you making my job easier or what
-ppy Poppy- at 10:45pm February 2
LOL are you that bad at comebacks or were you just born with a chopstick lodged in your brain?
|_ | at 10:48pm February 2
lol dude are you fucking retarded?
you said for a moment, you THOUGHT
so that means you fucking know i'm describing you la
ENGLISH MAN
you shld have stayed a 3rd sem man
you FAIL
-ppy Poppy- at 10:50pm February 2
Please dude, if you're speaking about english, then let's talk about elementary art asshole! you cant even effin draw! let alone talk about english to me. YOU CHOPSTICK LODGED IN YOUR BRAIN GEEZER lol
|_ | at 10:55pm February 2
lol now talk abt comebacks,
how the fuck does elementary art even relate man
FAIL DUDE FAIL
bring up something relevant bitch : P
skewer lodged in ur dick.. err.. BITCH lol
-ppy Poppy- at 10:57pm February 2
How does it relate? erm let me think. "how about giving proper directions" you even fail at verbal communication! you gave wrong directions to Jaws that created us being lost in Shah Alam. How does the highway to Klang the same as Shah Alam? who taught you directions? STEVIE WONDER?
|_ | at 11:02pm February 2
what the hell? lol fine you win
-ppy Poppy- at 11:09pm February 2
Go eat a fortune cookie while i enjoy this lol.
|_ | at 11:31pm February 2
lol you know on 2nd thght, i think it might jst be worth my time to reply.
dude, stick to the fucking topic, when im talking abt how ur english sucks that doesnt relate to directions. that is under longitudinal or geographical statistics. Your misconception regarding how verbal communication creates misunderstanding regarding the directional views befuddles me to the point of realization of your retardation.
and i never knew stevie wonder had bad directions lol. if you reply this, then you win lols
-ppy Poppy- at 11:40pm February 2
LOL just because you write words that come off straight off the fucking dictionary that is beside you doesn't mean jack shit! It doesn't magically present you with a fucking degree in teaching me the importance of how the spreading the word of the wonders of English language is your duty. In case you haven't notice, that moment was filled with sarcasm. If you think you got me tongued tied, bitch please! you're just recycling your first come back. It's just border line sad, are you drinking a cup of cognac while watching the time pass you by in your boxers?. I so hope not for your sake since you know the difference of geographical statistics and the English.
Go do us a favour and stop swallowing the dictionary LOL
Fucker 2888 at 4:55am February 3
Sigh, kids.....
2nd Premise. Lazy to type, wait for next update. : ) Just TRY to enjoy, if you've seen the picture then good. The url is http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=129235&id=1580880053
bt ah at least picture is there now
Basically, serious ar ©®™ is one of my so-called catchphrases, and Poppy loves to insult me by imitating it and doing a c-walk cause of how expressive I am with my catchphrase. Poppy of course is a jackass and does the actual c-walk, but at least its funny.
-ppy Poppy- at 9:22pm February 16
Random Facebooker 1178?!?! you dont know malay? oh lordy, sepet means slitted eyes. If you need an example, look at |_ |'s. His wide awake but looks like his high on weed and stoned out of his mind LOL. jkjk
Random Facebooker 2189at 9:29pm February 16
LOL...wtf Poppy.....that was MIND BLASTING!!!...xD
-ppy Poppy- at 9:32pm February 16
LOL he will return back with a even mind blasting comment, trust me. I know |_ |, he wont go down without a fight LOL.
Random Facebooker 2189at 9:35pm February 16
LOL...xD...ok bro i trust u....nw lets c whether his reply is true a not.
-ppy Poppy- at 9:36pm February 16
LOL he will talk about my acne and thats it la, no new material. Just like a out of work comedian =p
Random Facebooker 2189at 9:38pm February 16
ure juz waiting for him to read this arent u...xD
-ppy Poppy- at 9:40pm February 16
LOL i dont know, we like doing this. I guess times like this la, we are funny. Then we write in our blog, it's not that hilarious LOL. |_ | oh |_ | where are youuuu, let me see you have a drama fit LOL.
Seriousss ar..lol
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Jaws at 9:52pm February 16
Ahahahah nice |_ | quote. XD
|_ | at 10:47pm February 16
lol what the heck, internet busted for 5 seconds
already got so many comments? man...
@ Poppy, i don't need to make new jokes about you cause your face pops out new material EVERYDAY
its a friggin running joke of the decade, fresh material delivered on spot
you know how they say you shouldn't fix what doesn't need to be fixed?
same thing can be said about your face- I don't need to make new jokes on what is already a joke of the century : D
and man
seriousss ar©®™ is trademark, registered and copyrighted man- see my document
You may use the Serious ar©®™ trademark provided you adhere to the following guidelines:
1) Written permission by |_ | or Edge.
2) User does a lame c-walk and shouts "c-walk" twice.
3) User does ridiculous handmotions and does a lame c-walk and shouts "c-walk" twice.
so there, f u lols
and we're done. Hopefully, you didn't read past that train-wreck. Peace
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